Madonna & The Secret of Madame X

Author: Arthur Pendragon  //  Category: Clark Parkers, Madonna, Tom Cruise
Trump is expecting Madonna to debate him. He welcomes competition.

Madame X was Madame fiX on UN Forum. She is JFK Jr’s dying dream of a female President.

I got typecast as Solid Snake in the minds of the people. Leader of the soldiers without borders.

[Verse 2: Madonna 4 Minutes to Save the World]
Sometimes I think what I need is a “you” intervention, yeah

Madonna made it sound like a UN intervention.

CONCLUSION

Tom Cruise taught me the value of the Army Surplus store. You fans ask Tom about the feeding of his army of neighborhood children. The Psychlos were so stingy with their Kraft Dinner, agent orange, radioactive, mac and cheese. Ask him about the poor times. They Psychlos wouldn’t dish out 19 cents until TC went nuclear about their stinginess.

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Madonna & Other Fish to Fry

Author: Arthur Pendragon  //  Category: Madonna, Tom Cruise
have other fish to fry. (Also have bigger fish to fry; have more important fish to fry)to have other things to do; to have more important things to do.
https://youtu.be/Bu14h86rbPE
MADGE!!! LOUISE!!! Madame X!!!
This used to be me and Mapother’s playground

CONCLUSION

Scientomogy = Reactive mind

Psychlology = Subconcious mind

Same shit

excuse me now, i have other fish to fry

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The 9 Lives Atomic Kitten Apocalypse Canceller Drink

Author: Arthur Pendragon  //  Category: Madonna, Tom Cruise

When I was a 22 year old kid in the attic with my only possessions waiting for that big break at expo 86 with Top Gun the only thing I could think about was ditching it all and starting a bar of my own.

Madonna Holy Water

Jozo was gonna be the DJ if only we could sell my mom’s music making keyboard for that Soundwave transformer with the cassette player. If only there was a pawn shop in the neighborhood like there is now. My keyboard was valuable and I wanted that tape player. Jozo kept trying to explain to me that they weren’t real cassettes and just toys. I couldn’t explain to little Joe that I just needed to get pumped up to end the inevitable Cruise sade into the middle east. I knew I should of backed out of Top Gun and been a bartender. I could only fake being a bartender for the movie cuz I couldn’t read. But now that I’m learning to read through color therapy I can make those drinks I couldn’t read on the chart. Joe knows I was tuff and represented CP at the Herbie Hancock break off. I let Joe rumble while I entertain the next generation. I taught generation Z what Les Grossman is. I taught them about Jude Law at the movies Boskowitz. Appreciate BF for life. NWO 4 Life Jozo you shiny happy Jew. Love, don’t hate Jozo.

9 Lives Drink

This drink is for Madonna. It’s called the 9 lives drink and it’s colored like original holy water.

Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced Rum (Cruzan)
3/4 oz White Rum (Cruzan Aged Light Rum)
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice.
1 oz Orange Juice.
2 dashes Angostura Bitters.
1 wedge Pineapple.
Garnish: Pineapple.
Glass: Any Glass.

CONCLUSION

Cancel the Apocalypse

Madonna’s song holy water cancels the apocalypse now that Ke$ha taught us the truth about ur incredible theory on MTV. If you can’t afford those expensive vitamins drink from ye own cisterns. It’s in the Catholic bible I have heard.

Cocktails and Dreams!
BF

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