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Billbored Review of Madonna’s Ghost Town

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Words don’t do this video justice but i’ll try. This is Madonna’s best work. Hen is experiencing Moshiach consciousness. Dr. Fishman tries vaccines and psychiatric soma to keep us down but we fight back. 12 Monkeys Fishman. The prophecy. What if some madman takes his cue from the bible and fulfills it? What if hen is lead astray by a false prophet?

Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis are giving me nightmares with CIA superbugs and the Georgia Guidestones Derek says are for whites only.

I’m black Jesus from Like a Prayer Madonna. I’m not motherfucking star boy that’s for sure. PTSD from tours in the Gulf doing black ops never getting that promotion cuz of motherfucking storming Norman that’s what broke my spirit. Derek is my white nemesis. Without him I have no reason for existing. That’s why Jesus said love your enemy. Me and cousin Micah X are taking the highroad as heroes and leaving Dylan Roof the villian.

I really want the Silva family’s luck to Change Madonna. Too burdensome silva. You’ll never get laid for a bar of silver. Takes a Nat Rothschild federal reserve note to get laid. Alot of women don’t see Gold Oil and Diamonds as rape. Look at Africa because of G.O.D. Maybe the devil is right. God gave up on us in Babylon. Psyops was wrong. Bush didn’t trigger no second coming. There is no hope.

I wanna take this gat to my face
cuz life is a rat race

WORDS
THEY CUT LIKE A KNIFE
ok esther madonna ciccone louise
i’ll shutup now and say my islamic prayers

The 9 Lives Atomic Kitten Apocalypse Canceller Drink

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When I was a 22 year old kid in the attic with my only possessions waiting for that big break at expo 86 with Top Gun the only thing I could think about was ditching it all and starting a bar of my own.

Madonna Holy Water

Jozo was gonna be the DJ if only we could sell my mom’s music making keyboard for that Soundwave transformer with the cassette player. If only there was a pawn shop in the neighborhood like there is now. My keyboard was valuable and I wanted that tape player. Jozo kept trying to explain to me that they weren’t real cassettes and just toys. I couldn’t explain to little Joe that I just needed to get pumped up to end the inevitable Cruise sade into the middle east. I knew I should of backed out of Top Gun and been a bartender. I could only fake being a bartender for the movie cuz I couldn’t read. But now that I’m learning to read through color therapy I can make those drinks I couldn’t read on the chart. Joe knows I was tuff and represented CP at the Herbie Hancock break off. I let Joe rumble while I entertain the next generation. I taught generation Z what Les Grossman is. I taught them about Jude Law at the movies Boskowitz. Appreciate BF for life. NWO 4 Life Jozo you shiny happy Jew. Love, don’t hate Jozo.

9 Lives Drink

This drink is for Madonna. It’s called the 9 lives drink and it’s colored like original holy water.

Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced Rum (Cruzan)
3/4 oz White Rum (Cruzan Aged Light Rum)
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice.
1 oz Orange Juice.
2 dashes Angostura Bitters.
1 wedge Pineapple.
Garnish: Pineapple.
Glass: Any Glass.

CONCLUSION

Cancel the Apocalypse

Madonna’s song holy water cancels the apocalypse now that Ke$ha taught us the truth about ur incredible theory on MTV. If you can’t afford those expensive vitamins drink from ye own cisterns. It’s in the Catholic bible I have heard.

Cocktails and Dreams!
BF

Madonna Serenades Climate Change Savior David

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Madonna Hey You

Madonna serenaded her climate change messiah David De Rothschild in July 2007 at the 777 concert. Let’s look at the lyrics to “Hey Dave”:

“Hey Dave”

Hey, Dave, don’t you give up
Your light bulb’s the best
don’t give the phoebus cartel any rest

Hey, Dave,
Don’t make us cry
don’t let the polar bears die

Keep it together, you’ll make sheckels alright
77 rothschild swindles tonight
doctors and lawyers envy what we bankers do
usury is good for you

Hey, Dave, open your wallet
Give me some change
when i clean the windshield on your range

Hey, you, remember this
Fiat money ain’t real it’s only worth the way you feel

Come to Dave’s Yuletide orgy you’ll feel alright
Bunga Bunga with Berlusconi is going on tonight
Strauss Kahn envies what we do
yeah dave orgies are good, hey dave

David’s a troll, little sister
Save your sheckels, little brother

Hey, Jew, save yourself
Don’t rely on anyone else

David De Rothschild

CONCLUSION

David de Rothschild with children who love him and his bulb. We should keep praying to our Climate change savior for some new kind of coal or nukes. Never mind the Tesla shit. Where the fuck you gonna put the meter if it’s free like radio? So fuck it right Dave? Get Energy Minister Moniz to build some more nuke reactors on fault lines according to your grand architect plan. Diablo Canyon reactor is gonna make California glow like the stars in the sky one day bro. Thanks for saving the world David De Rothschild. I am eternally grateful to you and your swindle. Thanks to your bulb antarctic sea ice stopped retreating. Had I not worn a sweater all coastal cities would be flooded right now. So thank you again for saving the world bro. No wonder those kids love you.