Madonna 2024 Presidential Speech for a New America

Author: Arthur Pendragon  //  Category: Madonna
I would use hokey Charlie and the Chocolate Factory analogies.

Hillary Clinton = Veruca Salt

Donald Trump = Augustus Gloop

Mike Pence = Mike TV

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9 Responses to “Madonna 2024 Presidential Speech for a New America”

  1. G.I. Joe Says:

    yes papa, trump is a nincompoop

  2. Lady Jaye Says:

    Veruca Rodham Salt

    Veruca Salt, the little brute,
    Has just gone down the garbage chute
    And She will meet as she descends
    A rather different set of friends
    A rather different set of friends
    A rather different set of friends
    A fish head, for example, cut
    This morning from a halibut.
    An oyster from an oyster stew,
    A steak that no one else would chew,
    And lots of other things as well,
    Each with a rather horrid smell.
    horrid smell
    These are Veruca’s new found friends
    That she will meet as she descends,
    These are Veruca’s new found friends
    Who went and spoiled her
    Who indeed?
    Who pandered to her every need?
    Who turned her into such a brat?
    Who are the culprits? Who did that?
    The guilty ones now this is sad
    Dear Old Mum and Loving Dad

  3. G.I. Joe Says:

    trickle down theory mike pence TEEVEE

    It’s time for conservative Americans to do what Reagan did.

    Mike Pence

  4. Lady Jaye Says:

    Smart woman seems like crazy woman to stupid women

  5. G.I. Joe Says:

    sarah palin advice is say hokey things…like dimbulb donald

  6. Lady Jaye Says:

    The eternal light of centennial bulb firefighters station…that’s the future, not dimbulb donald

  7. G.I. Joe Says:

    Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall…humpty trumpty had a big fall. all the kings horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put that orange motherfucker back together again

  8. Lady Jaye Says:

    trumpty

  9. G.I. Joe Says:

    fat orange motherfucker

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