Scene: The Holy Spin Podcast — hosted by DJ Kangkine & DJ Doubloon
Special Guest: Madonna
Theme: “The Second Coming & the Soundtrack of Salvation”
[Intro Music: A remix of “Like a Prayer” fades into a deep house beat with gospel samples.]
DJ Kangkine:
Yo yo, it’s The Holy Spin! I’m DJ Kangkine in the booth with my partner in divine beats, DJ Doubloon — and tonight’s guest needs no introduction. The Queen of Pop. The Material Girl. The mystical seeker herself — Madonna!
Madonna:
(laughs) You forgot “the sinner” and “the saint.” But yeah, I’ll take it. Thanks for having me, boys.
DJ Doubloon:
We’re honored, M. You’ve gone from Like a Virgin to Madame X to what some are calling Mother Mary 2.0. So tell us straight — is it true you believe Jesus Christ has reincarnated?
Madonna:
I believe the Christ consciousness — that divine spark — reincarnates. Not the man, but the message. Every few generations, someone carries that torch, that unbearable light of love and truth.
DJ Kangkine:
So you’re sayin’ Christ isn’t just a dude in sandals, but a frequency that comes back through new people?
Madonna:
Exactly. Sometimes it’s a teacher, sometimes it’s a rebel, sometimes it’s a child who sees the world too clearly. I think the new Christ will come through the youth — maybe a girl this time.
DJ Doubloon:
Oooh, gender-flipped Messiah vibes! We like that. So, what happens when this reincarnated Jesus drops their message? You think the world’s ready?
Madonna:
(laughs softly) The world’s never ready. We crucify every prophet that reminds us to love each other. But art and music — that’s the resurrection. That’s how the message sneaks past the guards.
DJ Kangkine:
You’re preachin’, M. If the new Jesus had a Spotify playlist, what’s on it?
Madonna:
“Like a Prayer,” obviously. Maybe Nelly Furtado’s “Try,” some Kendrick, some FKA twigs. And silence. You can’t hear God if you never pause the noise.
DJ Doubloon:
Bars. So is Madonna ready for the second coming?
Madonna:
Always. Maybe we’re all fragments of that return. Every act of kindness, every song that heals — that’s the reincarnation. Christ never left, he just remixed himself through us.
DJ Kangkine:
Remixed Messiah — that’s tonight’s headline. Thank you, M, for droppin’ holy wisdom on the decks.
Madonna:
Thank you, boys. Remember: salvation’s got rhythm.
[Outro: Gospel choir sample fades into deep trance remix of “Ray of Light.”]
Part 2 – “The Regular Joe Messiah”
Scene: Same studio, the lights dimmer, the beat smoother, the talk deeper.
DJ Doubloon:
So Madonna, if this new Christ consciousness is out there walking around, who do you think it could be? Some influencer? A monk? A tech guru?
Madonna:
(laughs) None of the above. It could be some regular Joe — someone nobody’s paying attention to right now. The kind of person people overlook until suddenly everyone’s obsessed with him, following every word he says.
DJ Kangkine:
Like the world just magnetizes toward him?
Madonna:
Exactly. But I’m not here to talk about what he looks like — that’s missing the point. The divine doesn’t care about cheekbones or jawlines. And I’m not here to convert atheists or sell salvation.
DJ Doubloon:
So what is the point, M?
Madonna:
The point is: truth wears ordinary clothes. The next savior might be flipping vinyl, building houses, feeding strays — not wearing robes and sandals. The moment people stop worshipping the image and start living the message, that’s when we’ll really see him.
DJ Kangkine:
So the second coming could be the guy next door?
Madonna:
Could be. Or the girl bagging your groceries. The holy ones never announce themselves — they just are.
DJ Doubloon:
That’s deep. Any final word for the disciples of the dance floor?
Madonna:
Yeah. Don’t wait for miracles. Be one. And remember — every beat that moves your heart is already divine.
[Outro: A chill mix of “Frozen” fades into ambient rain sounds and choir vocals.]
Part 3 – “The Carpenter’s Beat”
Scene: Studio lights fade to blue. A wooden cross pendant swings under the mic as the beat drops — a slow, soulful pulse with the sound of hammer strikes woven into the rhythm.
DJ Kangkine:
Alright, people — after that sermon from the Queen herself, we had to cook something up. This one’s called “The Carpenter’s Beat.” Dedicated to that regular Joe Madonna was talkin’ about — the everyday miracle-maker.
[The track starts: a heartbeat bassline, handclaps echo like church pews, and a gospel sample hums “build it up.”]
DJ Doubloon:
Yeah, this one’s for the builders, the healers, the ones patchin’ roofs and broken hearts.
For the ones who keep faith without flash.
For the ones too humble to post it.
Madonna (on mic, half-whisper, poetic):
He builds in silence, plank by plank,
A table for the lost to sit and think.
No halo, no hype, just a steady hand —
Turning sawdust into sacred land.
[The beat rises — hi-hats shimmer like angels’ wings.]
DJ Kangkine:
You feel that? That’s resurrection in the groove. That’s soul on the worksite.
DJ Doubloon:
Yeah, every nail hit’s a prayer, every measure a message:
Don’t wait for heaven — hammer it out right here.
Madonna (chanting softly):
The carpenter’s beat…
The carpenter’s beat…
He moves through you… every street…
[The music builds into a euphoric drop — a fusion of gospel, trance, and house — voices singing “rise again, rise again.”]
DJ Kangkine:
Madonna, that’s holy fire right there.
Madonna:
Music is prayer — and rhythm’s the heartbeat of creation. The carpenter knew that. So do we.
DJ Doubloon:
You heard her. This ain’t just a track — it’s a prophecy on vinyl.
[Outro: Organ fades into silence, then the sound of a single hammer hit — echoing into eternity.]